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1. Cars with giant spoilers or unecessary
lightning stripes on them.
2. The media
3. People who gossip too much.
4. Movie theater ticket lines
5. The tabloids
6. Criminals who purposly leave behind
evidence.
7. House wives
8. Nordic weightlifters who have long names.
9. People that go 60 in the fast lane when
no one is around.
10. Song lyrics in away messages.
11. Entertainment news
12. People who kill others in the name
of god.
13. People who speed up to a red light.
14. People who call ping pong table tennis.
15. Commercials before a movies starts
in the movie theater.
16. The worlds strongest man competition
17. People who whistle when they say the
letter "s".
18. People who lose 100+ pounds on the
subway diet.
19. The internet ads that make you hit
a target to "win".
20. People who talk during or give away
endings to a movie.
21. People who are rich that act ghetto.
22. The politcally correct.
23. Cliches
24. Over publicized celebrity realtionships.
25. Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnel.
26. John Edwards from the show Crossing
Over.
27. Airport security
28. People who leave the tags on thier
clothes.
29. People who eat in the Mcdonalds restaurant.
30. Teachers who pick on individual students.
31. People who take thier job too seriously.
32. Fidel Castro
33. People who smoke in public places.
34. When you go past the time you
want to set the alarm clock to.
35. The Village People
36. The actors on the show 7th heaven.
37. People who call sneakers tennis shoes.
38. The Gatorade E.D.G.E (Ergonomically,
Designed, Gatorade, Experience)
39. "We Did It Again" by Ja Rule, Metallica,
and Swiss B.
40. People who use over the necessary amount
of pillows.
41. People who makeout in the hallways.
42. The fact that the Toys R' Us theme
song wasnt true.
43. The Emperor of Zimbabwe
44. Quick witted assholes ("u got ur hair
cut?" "no i got them all cut!")
45. People that know ure ignoring them
but talk to you anyway.
46. Supermodels that don't eat.
47. People who complain about a 94 or better
on a test.
48. People who STILL wave the confederate
flag.
49. People who use acronyms commonly.
50. Pro-life members of the NRA.
51. Reality love shows.
52. People who leave thier away messages
on ALL DAY without actually being online.
53. Martha Stewart
54. People who cut you off then drive really
slow.
55. UPN tv station
56. When it snows on the weekends.
57. People who say "easy shmeazy".
58. Celebrities who try to make a comeback.(Those
on celebrity mole)
59. People who stop in the middle of the
hallway.
60. The deafening silence when you try
to say something funny.
61. Hotel critics.
62. Professional photographers who take
the picture while they are saying smile.
63. Infomercials
64. The fact that organism sounds like
orgasm.
65. People who say "Ill talk to you soon
while on the phone".
66. People who scream common names in the
hallway such as Mike, or Dan.
67. Spanish soap operas
68. When The Weather Channel tries to have
normal shows.
69. People who resist change.
70. The fact that I could get so many people
in trouble for smoking in the bathrooms.
71. The cafebrary
72. Things that piss you off that you cant
change.
73. The fact that lemon juice is made with
artifacal favor while dishwashing liqiud is made with real lemons.
74. People who sing into anything other
than a microphone.
75. When you forget what you were going
to say.
76. People who wear bra straps for head
bands.
77. The beanie hat rage.
78. People who go on makeover shows to
be popular.
79. Bob from Bob's discount furniture.
80. People who dont appriciate what you
do for them.
81. People who sue fast food companies
because they are obese.
82. When there is a "Caution Wet Floor
sign on the POOL FLOOR.
83. People who fast forward through movies.(specifically
the parts involving excesive blood)
84. People who write in cursive.
85. The font that is in all caps(copperplate
gothic light)
86. When people assign "mandatory volunteer
work".
87. People who care about what Punxatawney
Phil does.
88. Unecessary holidays(Valentines Day,
President's Day, Earth Day)
89. Aroma therapy
90. When someone is about to tell you something
then goes "no wait, never mind".
91. Girls who say they are flat when they
arent because they want compliments.
92. People who say butter is alot better
than margarin.
93. The "sport" of soccer.
94. Carnival ride workers.
95. People who dont believe in aliens.
96. Nationalism
97. Private schools
98. When you tell someone something and
then they go "WOW DO YOU WANT A MEDAL OR A COOKIE".
99. When you bite your tounge.
100. When a chip bag is filled with air,
NOT CHIPS.
101. People who analyze thier tissues after
they sneeze.
102. Snickers commercials
103. Online child molesters
104. Bus drivers
105. When you come across a link that says
"Come see hot lesbians have sex with cows, donkeys, dogs, cats, chickens, and much much more!"
106. The saying "That really frosts my
cookies."
107. People who are willing to take thier
last breath to say "I love you".
108. Girls who can only play Mario Kart.
109. Figure skating
110. When you pass someone in the hall
and say hi and they dont respond.
111. When people wake you up from a daydream.
112. When people say you made a stupid
mistake, there is no such thing as a smart mistake.
113. Weather men
114. When news anchors that have conversations
about thier lives on air.
115. Gay people with girlfriends.
116. When u make a CD, then u hear an awesome
song and have to make another CD.
117. People who bug me about all the stupid
spelling mistakes.
118. When i ask people what pisses them off, and they say "People who make
lists of things that piss them off". Go to hell.
119. The commercials that say "Buying marijuana
supports terrorism".
120. Losing to a bitch who cheats
at pool.
121. People who take forever to respond
to you're ims.
122. Chain letters
123. People who copy me and make thier
own list.
124. After you tell a joke and people say
"That was so funny i forgot to laugh!"
125. People who fill thier profiles with
quotes about how much they are in love.
126. When ure parents dont let you go out
because of some snow.
127. Reality tv shows that are staged and/or
feature celebrities.
128. People who make away messages about
killing themselves.
129. The "zip it" routine.
130. People who use away messages to try
and give someone a hidden message.
131. Telemarketers
132. People who sneeze on you.
133. People who burp then blow it in your
face.
134. White people that act black.
135. People who sing a song but don't know
the words.
136. People who draw shlongs everywhere.
137. Punk rock.
138. Substitute teachers that try to teach.
139. People who wear sunglasses inside
or during the winter (stop asking me, that includes blind people, hence #140)
140. Blind people
141. When I ask people for gum or mints
or binaca, and they say "Do you think you are gonna make out with someone or something?"
142. When people tell you not
to use your pants and/or shirt as a napkin.
143. People who act gay.
144. The fact that when I sign
on, at least 10 people have thier away messages on.
145. Veggie burgers
146. Those Axe commercials for the spray
deoderant where the hot girl cant resist smelling an average looking guy.
147. The fact that all Irish people dream
of visiting Ireland.
148. When people say "brb" just to avoid
talking to you.
149. The government
150. Spanish soccer announcers
151. Those emails that offer ways to get
out of debt, or "great offers on mortgages".
152. The pledge
153. The fact that Puerto Rico isn't a
state.
154. Celebrities that try to shove thier
worthless and meaningless opinions down your throat.
155. People who hold grudges for over 2
years.
156. People who sign on and immediatly
put on thier away message.
157. People who pay with alot of coins,
specifically nickels and pennys.
158. People that use thier credit card
on a purchase of under 5 dollars.
159. The fact that extra strength tylenol
doesnt give you extra strength.
160. The fact that there is a strength
greater than "the maximum" with asprin and tylenol.
161. When your parents blame EVERYTHING
on you.
162. When you ask a question and people
respond with "I don't know" just to avoid talking to you.
163. When someone cheats on a test, and
the teacher automatically blames everyone sitting around the cheater.
164. Teachers who call themselves "A renaissance
man".
165. When you ask someone how their day
was and they respond with "Good", when they really mean "Shitty".
166. The fact that every online conversation
starts with "Wuts up? nm, u? nm.
167. When while instant messaging,
it says typing on the bottom, and then that person stops and doesnt say anything.
168. People who imitate nazis just to spite
me.
169. People who make their hair the following
colors; Pink, purple, bright red, green, silver, or a combination of the five.
170. Progress Reports
171. Movie critics
172. Food critics
173. When a guy in a movie walks into a
bar and orders a "beer", and the bartender knows exactly what beer to give him.
174. People who write meaningless things
in my guestbook.
175. When people ruin plans by being dumasses.
176. Had to be there jokes.
177. When you get a book as a gift.
178. The mall
179. When cars go through a puddle and
get water all over your car.
180. When there are no spots in a parking
lot.
181. Married by America
182. The fact that all joke books have
101 jokes.
183. When you are IMing and someone IMs
you and you type in that im instead of the intended one. Even worse if you send the message to the wrong person.
184. Crappy remixes of old songs.
185. Crappy remixes of new songs.
186. Crappy remixes of remixes.
187. People who call in to vote more
than once per person for American Idol.
188. People who are constantly changing
thier font.
189. The U.N.
190. The fact that The Sims isn't a realistic
game. (I dont remember the last time I got potato chips out of the fridge)
191. When your parents walk in and a pop-up
comes up for free condoms or porn.
192. When you are watching a movie with
your parents, and a sex scene comes on.
193. When you have to write an essay
for any class other than english.
194. The fact that people talk about
football ALL YEAR LONG.
195. The dramatic swings in temperature
in the northeast.
196. The DEADLINE COUNTDOWN on MSNBC.
197. The media's coverage of war.
198. Terrorism
199. The fact that Bush can't say terror,
he says it like terrrrrrrr.
200. When people say something that they
KNOW will piss me off.
201. When you bite your tounge.
202. Anti-war protestors.
203. People who freak out over 10 American
casualties (when the other side has like thousands)
204. People who correct every typo
you make online.
205. Rated R movies that you can't get
into.
206. The fact that some people don't like
Hootie and the Blowfish.
207. Short movies before the actual movie,
making you wait even longer to see the movie.
208. The NCAA Men's basketball tournament.(Update:
I was an idiot back then, I love this tournament.
209. When you are in a hurry and you hit
every red light, and get behind every slow car.
210. When girls put a quote about how their
freinds mean everything to them, followed by initials of her freinds.
211. When, in response to 210, one of the
initialed girls in the profile makes her own with the same thing, and the same initials.
212. The quotes in girls profiles.
213. Girls profiles
214. Athletes who give 110%
215. The fact that there have been at least
6 surprise parties this year that I know of, and the person is still surprised.
216. The preview channel
217. People who call this war in Iraq "Gulf War
II".
218. When people say,"Can I ask you a question?"
This is clearly a question, leaving you no options, as they have already asked you a question.
219. Daylight savings
220. When it snows in the months March-October
221. The fact that the Department of Defense
is out doing the attacking.
222. People who call mini golf "mini putt
putt".
223. When your sybling says yes or no just
to spite, or piss you off.
224. When the phone that is supposed to
be upstairs is brought downstairs, leaving no phone for half of the house.
225. When you have to run accross the house
looking for a phone.
226. When you find the phone, it is
right next to the downstairs phone.
227. People who don't have call waiting
but use the phone all the time.
228. People who shout into the phone unecessarily.
229. People who talk into a speaker-phone.
230. When the buttons on a cell phone are
tiny.
231. When people call headphones a headset.
232. When staplers jam.
233. www.myscene.com; go ahead, go there. I dare you.
234. Blogs.
235. How magazines are ALWAYS one month
ahead.
236. Sunburns
237. Poison ivy
238. People who have keychains that have
over 7 keys on them.
239. Laundry
240. People who put what they are doing
in thier away message. (NOBODY CARES)
241. When cereal commercials say "Part
of a complete breakfast".
242. People who spell time with a "y".
243. People who use more than one exclamation
mark or question mark at the end of a sentence.
244. When your pencil brakes, you get up
to sharpen it, sit back down and begin to write, then it breaks again.
245. People who say "Top of the mornin'
to ya!"
246. People who call the morning the "morn".
247. When macaroni and cheese comes in
shell form.
248. People who regularly eat cereal without
milk.
249. The detailed description of the "Anatomy
of a Cheez-It" on the Cheez-It box.
250. The fact that you can't tell
if people are being sarcastic online.
251. When your mechanical pencil runs out
of led.
252. Loading.
253. Windows
254. The fact that all girls think they
are professional singers.
255. When you have to work on a friday
night.
256. The hicups
257. All the ridiculous methods to get
rid of the hicups.
258. People who wish Jewish people a happy
easter, christmas, or any holiday Jews dont celebrate.
259. The advice "Try hard, but don't try
hard". (You know what I say to these people, fuck you.)
260. How girls will call guys sexist, then
turn around and say the following,"Girls are soooooo the smarter sex."
261.
When people get mad at you for getting mad at them when they do something stupid.
262. Those mondays where nothing goes
right and you become convinced there is no god.
263. Holiday mascots
264. When people get pissed at me for not putting in an idea of thiers.
265. Fat people who play sports.
266. People who say,"It's a free country you can do (fill in the blank)"
267. When girls say,"If women were running the world there would be no wars or
problems.
268. "Psychics"
269. Hat hair
270. CAPTs
271. The fact that false rumors spread faster than facts.
272. When there is a fight, and everyone talks about it for the WHOLE day.
273. People who drink hot coffee through a straw; just so thier teeth dont
get slightly yellow.
274. Yo-yos
275. Pennies
276. Dumbass golf coaches
277. When you get a stuffy or runny nose.
278. The fact that American Idol is obviously fixed.
279. When your favorite CD skips.
280. People who have more than 2 screen names.
281. Relationships
282. People who say "Buh-bye" online.
283. Herbal Essence commercials
284. Blondes who call themselves "dumb blondes"
285. When you are forced to make plans you can't get out of.
286. When a movie is packed, and it gets really hot in the theater.
287. When the windows are down in a car, and the wind gets in your eyes.
288. When the person in front of you in a car has the seat too far back, crunching
your legs.
289. Dandelions
290. The fact that, because I can't sing, i don't have an opportunity
to go to Italy, or any of the other cool field trips.
291. When you forget the words to a song, and people notice.
292. The fact that shiznit and beotch are "bad" words.
293. When you are assigned a restaurant wait time, and it is off by more than
10 minutes.
294. People who take thier lawns too seriously.
295. When you are talking, and gum or a mint you had falls out of your mouth.
296. When, at the movies, the butter only goes on the top layer of the popcorn.
297. People who laugh at guys when thier voice cracks.
298. People who have not seen The Matrix, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Star Wars,
or all three.
299. When people use a "stealth screen name": a screen name they tell nobody
about.
300. When you are drinking something, and it "goes down the wrong pipe".
301. People who follow the 5 second rule. (Actual quote: "6 seconds, are you
crazy?")
302. Winter
303. The phrase; "Good golly Miss Molly."
304. Certain kinds of deoderant; the Power Stripe, and the new Power Caps.
305. People who write with thier paper turned sideways, almost perpendicular
to thier body.
306. People who just close your locker for no reason.
307. When a movie trailer gives away the entire movie.
308. When your house is a different tempurature in a different part of the
house.
309. When people laugh just because other people are laughing, and they have
no idea why everyone is laughing.
310. Fairfield University or FU.
311. Disagreements
312. When someone violently changes the subject.
313. The girls in my grade.
314. When a conversation gets off track.
315. Interuptions
316. People who take sarcasm seriously.
317. When you forget something at your house, but are already driving, and
have to turn back.
318. Family outings
319. Cough drops
320. "Smarterchild"
321. People who spend thier whole day in a gym somewhere.
322. When you get hit by something.
323. When your favorite pen runs out of ink.
324. The fact that little kids love stickers.
325. Computer error messages that give you one option; "OK."
326. When your favorite CD gets too scratched.
327. When remotes do not work.
328. People who still use cassette players.
329. People who don't have a DVD player.
330. People who don't care about special features.
331. Girls who use thier looks to get what they want.
332. People who are stubborn.
333. People who actually don't like ice cream.
334. When you are learing something you will never use in real life.
335. Kids tv shows
336. Hat hair
337. The fact that seedless watermelons are genetically engineered not to have
seeds.
338. People who call celebrities or athletes "heroes."
339. Squirrels that just run right onto the road.
340. People who don't like music.
341. When you drive by a skunk, and everyone goes "Wow, does anybody else smell
that skunk?", like it's not obvious.
342. People who engage in phone coversations during a movie.
343. When you burn your tounge or gums in your mouth.
344. Red Socks and Mets fans
345. Research papers
346. Anything on keychains that is not a key.
347. The Big Y commercials with the "James Bond Big Y Card" sneaking around
discovering great deals at Big Y in a subway station.
348. When you miss something obvious in a movie, and it is important to the
story.
349. When your parents tell you not to do drugs, then have a glass of wine.
350. Anybody that doesn't have to do thier own laundry.
351. People who ask me to devote thier lucky number on the list to them.
352. The fact that there is a driving school right next to an liquor store.
353. The fact that in Manhattan, there is a Burger King, and then right above
that in the same building, is a Jenny Craig.
354. When teachers all give quizes and tests on the same day.
355. When you step on a girl's toes when she is wearing flip flops, and then
she complains.
356. "Lefty Pride"
357. When a handshake lasts way too long, creating a sense of awkwardness.
358. When an award show of some kind is on, and none of the other stations
decide to show good shows.
359. Techno "Music"
360. Bullfighters
361. The fact that so many people think Disney is awesome.
362. When you cut yourself shaving.
363. Day by day calenders
364. The fact that I am not quite smart enough for math honors, but I am too
smart for math non-honors.
365. People who have never seen Seinfeld.
366. Public bathrooms
367. People who like coffee ice cream, but not coffee.
368. Richard Simmons
369. People who take offense if they fit under one of the piss offs.
370. "Iishs" and "isms".
371. The fact that Duracell and Energizer are exactly the same.
372. The stupid buttons on batteries to see how much juice is left in your
battery.
373. The "most wanted" playing cards.
374. People who think Brita water is better than bottled.
375. When people turn a chair backwards and sit leaning on the back rest.
376. 400 pound nutritionists.
377. ALEX STOCK
378. When pedestrians shout "slow down" when you drive by.
379. When the dentist gives you the play by play about what he/she is doing.
380. When you punch someone lightly, joking around, then they hit you back
10 times harder.
381. When the dentist tries to have conversations with you while the tools
are in your mouth.
382. When there is no food in the house.
383. When you have a craving for a food, but don't know what kind of food it
is.
384. The "Push Button for Green Light" button at intersections, it NEVER works.
385. When you wait at the doctors office for an hour, and see the doctor for
5 minutes.
386. Double sided tape.
387. Away messages that contain life altering philosophy about life.
388. The fact that the middle finger doesn't mean anything anymore, its way
over used.
389. Old guys named Skip.
390. Eraseable pen.
391. Parents getting involved with thier kid's social lives.
392. The kids games, "Red light Green light", and "Mother May I."
393. People who hate thunder.
394. When smokers quit, and they get a celebration.
395. The phrase "power to it"
396. The terms: wicked, ill, sick, and nasty.
397. When a song gets really overplayed, and becomes bad.
398. Anything priced at .99, 1.99, 2.99 ect.
399. People that think dollar coins are worth alot.
400. The fact that the dollar store should be called the dollar plus tax store.
401. Old, bad looking people in nice cars.
402. When you pass a convertible on a nice day, with the cover on.
403. Flat soda
404. Those god damn ice trays.
405. People who make you capitalize the word "god" when it is not used as a
name.
406. Capris.
407. When the ball goes between both flippers in pinball.
408. Bad actors that are in movies.
409. The cleaning product called 409.
410. When you can't catch a pokemon.
411. The jokes on popsicle sticks.
412. When the number 69 is used, not reffering to sex.
413. When you get holes in your socks.
414. Waiting in long lines.
415. Rappers with stupid names.
416. Wanksters with gold chains.
417. When you have a drink in your mouth, but want to laugh.
418. Old people in thongs.
419. The hess truck collection.
420. The "lifesize" barbie that is 3 feet tall.
421. People who try to sound precise to sound smart.
422. Japanese animation.
423. The gagging reflex.
424. Caller ID.
425. Top 10 lists.
426. When people move thier hands too much when they talk.
427. When syblings wrestle.
428. People who crack thier necks too loud.
429.When people take an opinion too seriously.
430. When people say,"Hey Mike, is number "x" reffering to me?"
431. Teenage celebrities who can retire.
432. The baby voice.
433. When a cat and dog get along nicely.
434. Yoga.
435. When somebody farts, and everyone has to clear the area.
436. People who cry when they laugh.
437. When people watch a scary movie in the day time, or with the lights on.
438. People who get mad at you for putting your feet up.
439. When dj's come on the radio and tell you they have "non-stop" music all
day long.
440. Gold teeth.
441. Long red lights.
442. Confusing road signs at airports.
443. When hotel maids tuck the sheets too tight to the bed.
444. When you miss a button on your shirt.
445. When you type, but are not clicked on the screen where you want to type.
446. Hotel concierge.
447. Couches in a hotel lobby.
448. Rental cars.
449. Shirts that say; "I dont have luck, I have skill."
450. When you get a window seat on a plane next to the wing.
451. An exit sign directly above a door.
452. People who hold doors open for a living.
453. When people cut you off without signaling.
454. When you hear a good song on the radio, but they don't say the name after.
455. People who complain about gas prices while driving an SUV.
456. When a company reviews itself, in its own commercial.
457. Seats that are too upright.
458. People who tell stories too loud, then yell at you for listening in.
459. Cell phone rings that are songs.
460. People who "play" air drums, guitar or piano.
461. The game "You Don't Know Jack."
462. Glare.
463. When the windows in the back seats of some cars only go down half way.
464. When people clap after a movie.
465. When people argue over one dollar.
466. The game Marco Polo.
467. Guys who drive with thier shirts off.
468. When you get slapped.
469. People who sign off at random.
470. Hangnails
471. When you dial a number, and you get that loud screeching noise.
472. When your mouse gets dirty.
473. The songs nobody has ever heard of played before a movie.
474. The movie slideshow that never gets changed before the movie.
475. Movies with subtitles.
476. Fog
477. People who write checks for under 5 dollars.
478. When you blow a bubble, and it pops in your face.
479. When word searches are all numbers.
480. The Latin Grammy's.
481. The fact that tap water tastes different when you go to different places.
482. When there are too many remotes just to operate a TV.
483. People who remember useless dates.
484. When people see the time and say,"Hey, xx:xx is my birthday!"
485. Body art.
486. The whole Greenland, Iceland scandal.
487. "Doggy Fizzle, Televizzle." a.k.a. mind numbing TV.
488. Long clothing in the summer time.
489. People who follow reality shows religiously.
490. People who get rich from being a moron.
491. When the winner of a huge lotto waits to pick up the prize.
492. The fact that under-the-cap contests on soda bottles are now codes under
the cap, and you have to go to the website to find out you lost.
493. People who poor IBC rootbeer in a glass.
494. WHEN YOU ACIDENTALLY WRITE IN ALL CAPS.
495. When you burp with soda still in your mouth.
496. Clocks without numbers.
497. When your marker goes through the paper.
498. The subscription cards that always fall out of magazines when you open
them.
499. When soda explodes all over you at a party, or other important place.
500. People who don't think this list can reach 1000.
501. When people talk like they type online.
502. When it is hot out, and people say,"Is it hot enough for you?"
503. When the doctor gives you a childish bandaid, and blames it on his staff.
504. When people put thier highschools initials in thier screen names.
505. When people use MY name in vain.
506. People who want me to take something off the site or list.
507. The trophies that all kids get in kid's sports leagues.
508. The Mastercard commercials with the expenses and something tacky after
labeled priceless, its time to get a new advertising campaign.
509. The voices on automated phone services.
510. When something gets stuck between your teeth.
511. When people actually say "pst".
512. Visors
513. The fact that certain puppets have the "operation hole" in the ass.
514. The fact that so many of these start with "the fact that."
515. When an artist dies, but it seems that they still come out with singles.
516.
When there is static on the radio.
517. Party hats.
518. When you miss a part of a conversation that is about you.
519. Greatest hits albums.
520. When rappers stretch words to make them "rap".
521."shawty"
522. Kids bop.
523. The "game" 21 questions.
524. People who don't leave messages.
525. Shirt stains.
526. When a glass cup cracks.
527. When people use the word "thus."
528. Racehorses names.
529. Spanglish
530. When the key "Num Lock" isn't on.
531. When you step on a tack.
532. Scratches on disks.
533. People who frame thier first 100 dollar bill.
534. Jehovas whitness
535. When your alarm doesn't go off when you want it to.
536. Power failures.
537. Girls who pretend to be dumb.
538. When there is only crumbs left in a cereal box.
539. When light switches are hidden.
540. The music guest section of Saturday Night Live.
541. Girls who get tattoos on thier lower back.
542. When staplers get jammed.
543. Toothpicks
544. Spray gel
545. When people leave giant spaces in their profiles between lines.
546. When you get cut off because of a bad cell phone connection.
547. "Left handed" scissors.
548. Keyboards that are halved, to teach typing.
549. People who put magnets up to tvs, or monitors.
550. Bobblehead dolls
551. When the highway entrance is too short for effective merging.
552. When tacks are left on the floor.
553. People who get pay checks without taxes taken out.
554. When you have too many coins that you never get around to cashing.
555. "Fancy" pizza.
556. Driving with your parents.
557. When your locker actually gets jammed, and your teacher doesn't believe
you.
558. The fact that the SATs and PSATs are at 8 a.m.
559. The fact that flashlights always seem to be out of batteries.
560. When waiting for the train, and it seems like 10 pass in the other direction
before your train shows up.
561. When singers drag out the national anthem.
562. When pens write with too much ink.
563. People who spell things with a "z" instead of an "s."
564. When people on TV don't say goodbye when they hang up the phone.
565. When you stub your toe.
566. When you sneeze all over your hand.
567. When your balls itch.
568. People who always tell the teacher when something that isn't supposed
to happen happens.
569. People who think fire is dangerous.
570. Wet leaves
571. When you actually have two pencils, they are both out of led.
572. People who start christmas shopping before thanksgiving.
573. "x-mas"
574. When you get up too fast, and you get a headache or are dizy.
575. "Lunchladies"
576. When you lose your voice.
577. People that run out into the road and slow you down.
578. The fact that nothing invented recently is simple.
579. Razor burn
580. When you scratch the case to a dvd trying to get the stupid plastic off.
581. Staple guns
582. When a reciever trips over the referee.
583. Fake christmas trees
584. The fact that radio stations start playing christmas music non stop in
november.
585. When the carts for old people are called power chairs.
586. The fact that starbucks describes all of thier coffees with 3 words scrambled;
earthy, bold and smooth.
587. When your dog knocks an ornament on the floor and it shatters.
588. People who leave their christmas lights up over 3 weeks after the holiday
itself.
589. Non-broken in shoes
590. Overpriced coffee
591. Gas prices
592. People who keep track of thier "idle" time.
593. People who worry about prom over 2 months ahead of the date.
594. People who are so obsessed with eachother, that they tell little secrets
all the time and separate themselves from the group.
595. Election analysts
596. Post-it notes
597. Post-primary speaches
598. The fact that you can't use sarcasm online.
599. When people take your phone and change all the settings without telling
you.
600. When your favorite shirt gets ruined.
601. When you have a song you like, and then you look at the lyrics and the
song all of a sudden sucks.
602. Online dating services
603. When you discover mysterious cuts on your finger.
604. When a candy bar melts in the wrapper.
605. Filene's and Macy's
606. People who capitalize every other letter in thier screen name.
607. This news story: In good news, it has been determined that the woman whose
face caught fire in the back of an ambulance, was already dead before the fire struck.
608. Shopping
609. When someone in your house goes to bed early, so you can't listen to music.
610. Recycling trucks doing thier collection runs during rush our.
611. When the light switch on the wall working depends whether or not the actual
light is on.
612. People who wear sports jerseys all the time that don't have their name
on them.
613. When blank CDs get scratched before you attempt to use them.
614. When your keychain breaks.
615. Charging your cell phone
616. Affirmative action
617. Trying to use a lighter on a windy day.
618. People who make up rules to beer pong on the fly.
619. Talking to stupid people.
620. People who say "xoxo" online. This is a red flag letting you
know you are talking to a whore.
621. Computer viruses
622. Illegal immigrants
623. People who use "dood".
624. Online photo albums
625. Girls who are taller than I am. (So if you are over 6 feet tall you piss
me off.)
626. "As seen on TV" products
627. The red, yellow, and white plugs in the back of the TV.
628. Make-up work after a vacation.
629. Pulling onto a road in front of a cop.
630. Little kids
631. Steroids
632. People who follow the NIT basketball tournament.
633. People who have never listened to Dave Matthews and claim to not like
it.
634. When someone starts telling you about an episode of a show u did not see.
635. Ugly people in thongs.
636. When people say they are "tight" followed by the index and middle finger
being twisted together.
637. Labtop computer batteries
638. When your watch battery dies.
639. Rush hour traffic
640. The statue people on streets who stand really still and want money from
you.
641. Leaving your car windows open in a storm.
642. People who have mirrors in thier locker.
643. The god damn touchpad mouse on labtops.
644. When the printer actually breaks.
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